Jake in Pre-K

On the long car rides home from Sky Valley Academy Jake usually talks and talks and talks. Every other sentence he speaks is "and guess what?!" and the stories continue. On Wednesday 10-3 he told me, "guess what? All the girls want to hug me." I replied, "Aww. That's because they think you are so sweet." He replied, "No. No. It's because I have abs." He was dead serious. I wanted to burst out laughing, but I do not dare because that sends him to level 10 seeing red he hates that. But too funny; he loves abs on lego guys, costumes, and apparently himself.