Wifey. SAHM, a.k.a. Domestic Goddess (yeah right), a.k.a. possessor of the hardest job on Earth, a.k.a. Homemaker. I'm a proud mother of 2 boys, John (5) and Jake (3). They are 18 months and 1 day apart in age. Most of my days are consumed with cleaning up endless messes, breaking up wrestling smackdowns, cooking for 3 hungry guys, climbing laundry mountain, wiping pee splatter off toilets--toilets that are constantly used by boys--nuff said, stepping on superheroes and weapons that are spread about the whole house floor, putting on/taking off superhero costumes... on and off and on and off, recess duty, bandaid applying, on "jump-watch"-making sure they don't jump from too high, 2 bathtimes per day for dirty stinky little men, giving and receiving too many hugs and kisses to count, and giving my sons and husband the best home I can, given the short amount of hours in the day. phew!